Hey, look, it’s another email forward! This one deals with Lee Iacocca, and his book, Where Have All the Leaders Gone?. I find this email forward particularly amusing, because a few years ago, I was getting quotes from Lee Iacocca and this book, only being used to denigrate the Bush Administration and their policies.

The email forward:

Just as true today as it was when his book first came out. He was, and still is, a brilliant businessman! Often we need to be reminded of Iacocca’s words.

Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler Corporation from its death throes? He’s now 82 years old and has a new book, “Where Have All The Leaders Gone?”.

Lee Iacocca Says:

‘Am I the only guy in this country who’s fed up with what’s happening? Where the hell is our outrage with this so called president? We should be screaming bloody murder! We’ve got a gang of tax cheating clueless leftists trying to steer our ship of state right over a cliff, we’ve got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can’t even run a ridiculous cash-for-clunkers program without losing $26 billion of the taxpayers’ money, much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, ‘trust me the economy is getting better.’

Better? You’ve got to be kidding. This is America , not the damned, ‘Titanic’. I’ll give you a sound bite: ‘Throw all the Democrats out along with Obama!’

You might think I’m getting senile, that I’ve gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymore.

The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs.. While we’re fiddling in Afghanistan , Iran is completing their nuclear bombs and missiles and nobody seems to know what to do. And the liberal press is waving ‘pom-poms’ instead of asking hard questions. That’s not the promise of the America my parents and yours traveled across the ocean for. I’ve had enough. How about you?

I’ll go a step further. You can’t call yourself a patriot if you’re not outraged. This is a fight I’m ready and willing to have. The Biggest ‘C’ is Crisis! (Iacocca elaborates on nine C’s of leadership, with crisis being the first.)

Leaders are made, not born. Leadership is forged in times of crises. It’s easy to sit there with thumb up your butt and talk theory. Or send someone else’s kids off to war when you’ve never seen a battlefield yourself. It’s another thing to lead when your world comes tumbling down.

On September 11, 2001, we needed a strong leader more than any other time in our history. We needed a steady hand to guide us out of the ashes. A hell of a mess, so here’s where we stand.

We’re immersed in a bloody war now with no plan for winning and no plan for leaving. But our soldiers are dying daily.

We’re running the biggest deficit in the history of the world, and it’s getting worse every day!

We’ve lost the manufacturing edge to Asia , while our once-great companies are getting slaughtered by health care costs.

Gas prices are going to skyrock again, and nobody in power has a lucid plan to open drilling to solve the problem. This country has the largest oil reserves in the WORLD, and we cannot drill for it because the politicians have been bought by the flea-hugging environmentalists.

Our schools are in a complete disaster because of the teachers union.

Our borders are like sieves and they want to give all illegals amnesty and free healthcare.

The middle class is being squeezed to death every day.

These are times that cry out for leadership.

But when you look around, you’ve got to ask: ‘Where have all the leaders gone?’ Where are the curious, creative communicators? Where are the people of character, courage, conviction, omnipotence, and common sense? I may be a sucker for alliteration, but I think you get the point.

Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo?

We’ve spent billions of dollars building a huge new bureaucracy, and all we know how to do is react to things that have already happened.

Everyone’s hunkering down, fingers crossed, hoping the government will make it better for them. Now, that’s just crazy. Deal with life.

Name me an industry leader who is thinking creatively about how we can restore our competitive edge in manufacturing. Who would have believed that there could ever be a time when ‘The Big Three’ referred to Japanese car companies? How did this happen, and more important, look what Obama did about it!

Name me a government leader who can articulate a plan for paying down the debt, or solving the energy crisis, or managing the health care problem. The silence is deafening. But these are the crises that are eating away at our country and milking the middle class dry.

I have news for the Chicago gangsters in Congress. We didn’t elect you to turn this country into a losing European Socialist state. What is everybody so afraid of? That some bonehead on NBC or CNN news will call them a name? Give me a break. Why don’t you guys show some spine for a change?

Had Enough? Hey, I’m not trying to be the voice of gloom and doom here. I’m trying to light a fire. I’m speaking out because I have hope – I believe in America . In my lifetime, I’ve had the privilege of living through some of America ‘s greatest moments. I’ve also experienced some of our worst crises: The Great Depression, World War II, the Korean War, the Kennedy Assassination, the Vietnam War, the 1970′s oil crisis, and the struggles of recent years since 9/11.

Make your own contribution by sending this to everyone you know and care about. It’s our country, folks, and it’s our future. Our future that is at stake!!

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LET’S GET THE MUSLIM ROOKIE OUT OF THE WHITEHOUSE!!!

Okay, first and foremost, Barack Obama is not a Muslim. I think he’s some kind of Baptist, actually. I can’t be arsed to look it up. The important thing here is that He. Is. Not. A. Muslim. For the love of puppies with hearts on them, the man is not a Muslim. Just stop it, all right? Those of you still pushing the Obama/Muslim thing are just embarrassing yourselves and the rest of us. Stop it.

Moving right along …

Lee Iacocca’s book, Where Have All The Leaders Gone, came out in 2007. That would be a full year before we elected Barack Obama. Considering that it does take some time to write a book, and I speak from personal experience, here, it’s worth noting that the majority of this book was probably written in 2006. Maybe even 2005, with updates to keep it current for publication in 2007. Regardless, common sense and logic will dictate, here, that very little, to nothing, in this book will have anything to do with Barack Obama. Unless Iacocca’s psychic. Granted, he was a good businessman, but I kind of don’t think he was psychic.

In fact, if you actually read Iacocca’s book, there are quite a few passages in there that are rife with condemnation of the Bush Administration, Republicans, and Republican strategies. In further fact, the reason I know so much about this particular attempt at quoting Iococca’s book, is because the passage in the email that claims to be a quote of the book is actually a complete bastardization of an essay-style excerpt from the book, printed in the NY Times prior to the release of the book, as a promotion of the book itself.

The “quote” in the email is, ladies and gentlemen, almost completely made up. You can actually read the original quote at Snopes.com: Lee Iacocca — Where Have All The Leaders Gone. The good people at Snopes also detail which parts of the original essay have been changed to further the Tea-Partyesque ranting ideology in the email forward.

So, to sum up, the email is one hundred percent lying to you.

(Image from here.)