Monthly Archives: September 2010

Black Alice: 20) Haunted House

September 27, 2010
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Stepping off the trapdoor, I knocked again. Still no answer. “Fuck it,” I muttered, tapping my keyring against the door. To my surprise, it worked, and the door unlocked with a soft click that made me jump. I hadn’t quite expected that to work; surely the Irishman’s lair would have some kind of defense against magic, right? I turned the knob and pushed the door open. “Anybody home?” I called into the dark quiet. “Don’t skewer me or anything.” Irish’s trailer was a tired old single-wide. Enough light filtered in from the fluorescent lamps outside to see my way...

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Black Alice: 19) Plan “A”

September 20, 2010
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“Whoa!” I put both hands up and dropped back a step. Polrowski unleashed his magic in a flash of brilliant white light that made my subtle strands and pools of darkness stand out all around us in stark relief. His spell hit me like a freight train, and the ground came quietly up behind me. For as much as that had hurt, it seemed like it should have been loud. The onslaught had come in silence, though, and I found myself staring dizzily up at the clouds up above. I struggled to pull a breath into my lungs while...

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True Blood: Season Three and the Finale

September 16, 2010
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True Blood: Season Three and the Finale

The Top Five Coolest Things About True Blood’s 3rd Season: 5) Lafayette and Jesus: These two are the second cutest couple on True Blood. They actually had the top slot, right up until they introduced the “witch” plot line. I could absolutely do without that. But other than that, these two are cute, and watching Lafayette trying to crush hard on Jesus while attempting to maintain that bad-ass, self-reliant, confident demeanor of his has been entirely too much fun. 4) Hoyt and Jessica: These two are adorable, with just a hint of doomed. I have the sneaking suspicion that...

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Black Alice: 18) Catfight

September 6, 2010
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Black Alice: 18) Catfight

“Who’s shooting at you, now?” Honey sounded more excited than concerned. A tad bit more fear or anxiety would have been touching, but maybe she knew me a little too well for that. After all, they were just bullets, right? Whereas I was Black Alice. “It’s the Order. Not Irish, though. Father Tanner had another Inquisitor with him. A girl.” I put her on speaker and tossed the phone down onto the passenger seat. It was time to pay more attention to defensive driving. I put the pedal down and the engine literally roared as the car surged forward....

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