Posts Tagged ‘ Jazz ’

Puppy Nudgers

March 24, 2011
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Jazz: Jack Russel Terrier

Last night, Jim and I were cuddling into bed, tossing around a bit to get comfortable, as you do. Meanwhile, Jazz was under the covers, also tossing around to get comfortable. (She has no idea she's not a people. I've told her she's a dog a few times, and she just gives me this incredibly offended expression, as if she can't believe I would say something so grossly rude to her.) Unfortunately, Jazz's idea of getting comfortable frequently involves kicking Jim and I repeatedly until we get out of her way.

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Jazz Sez: A Doggieblog (As Translated By That Guy)

August 25, 2009
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     bark bark bark grrrrrrrrrr snarl YIP barkety bark bark grrrrrrrrrrr woof! rrrrrrrrrowrowrow woof. chuff! Grrrrrrrr. Bark! WhineWhineWhine snarl-Bark! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! pant pant pant pant pant belch! pant pant pant pant …      This goes on for some time.      Allow me to translate:      TheMarciLady went crazy, but it’s not all bad.      First she had this guy come visit, but he just wouldn’t leave. Company leaves! But not this guy. He stayed.      And stayed.      And stayed.      And then he took my spot! In the bed! Under the covers and everything?! WTF?      And the worst part was that the MarciLady thought that was fine!...

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