Alice Frye is an Artificer living in Highland Park, and she’s perfectly happy running her curio shop full of gewgaws and magical artifacts while her zombified late husband handles the cleaning and grocery shopping. That is, until the local Inquisitor of the Order strides into her store and demands her assistance dealing with a new supernatural threat, putting Alice in danger from every side, and forcing her to not only save herself and her city, but to actually give a damn, for a change.
Table of Contents
- Introducing the Villian
- In the Back Seat
- Co-Starring the Mythbusters
- Better Than Delivery
- Stuck at the Kiddie Table
- I Put A Spell On You
- Good Vibrations
- A Dark and Stormy Knight
- Thunderstruck
- Two Gallons of Ipecac
- The Pied Piper of Detroit
- Vamping It Up
- Fuck Me If I’m Wrong, But Haven’t We Met Before?
- More Good News
- Knightfall
- You Get What You Pay For
- More Than Meets The Eye
- Catfight
- Plan A
- Haunted House
- Worst. Matchmaker. Ever.
- Bar Brawl of the Living Dead
- A Revealing Conversation
- Monster Mash
- The Morning After
- Plan B
- Let’s Make A Deal
- Come With Me If You Want To Live
- To Cuba, With Love
- The Safe Word is Van Helsing
- Say Hello to My Undead Friend
- The Truth Is Way Out There
- Welcome to My Parlor (pt 1)
- Welcome to My Parlor (pt 2)
- Daddy’s Little Girl
- One Ring To Rule Them All, An Then The Darkness Binds Them
- For Those Of You Just Tuning In…
- Romancing the Stone
- Cards on the Table
- Genesis 6:4
- Foreplay
- More Foreplay
- Anticlimax
- End Game
- Epilogue

