Tea Parties

On February 13, 2010, in Controversies, Featured, Politics, by Marci Sischo

I found the video below via StupidEvilBastard.com. It’s worth your ten or eleven minutes to watch it. One thing I appreciated about the video is that the interviewer avoided going after the real loons you seem to find at these rallies — the folks with the Obama=Hitler placards or signs full of racial hatred and misspelled insults. It’s easy to point out those guys, and use them as an example of what’s wrong with the tea party “movement”. This interviewer went after the saner, calmer attendees and gave them a pretty fair shake, and the result, while more subtle, still does a whole hell of a lot to underline what’s wrong with the Tea Party.

We hear a lot of the same, well, “accusations” is the word, I suppose, from these Tea Partiers. Their ranks are full of Birthers who think Barack Obama isn’t an American citizen. (I’m not going to go over that ground again. Just go read the Snopes article on Barack Obama. They cover everything pretty thoroughly, and frankly, if you can’t believe Snopes, who the hell can you believe?) They believe that it’s time for America to get back to the “Christian principles this nation was founded on”, and that Sarah Palin is a fantastic politician who stands up for average Americans and is a brilliant woman just chock full of folksy common sense. Tea Partiers are “mad as hell, and they’re not going to take it anymore!” The thing is, they don’t seem to know or understand what exactly they’re mad about.

Most of the major Tea Party groups are astroturf campaigns. IE, they’re groups funded by corporations and PACs, but run so as to seem like grassroots organizations. They’re funded by various conservative groups like Americans for Prosperity, Dick Armey, Freedomworks, and the Koch family. What these groups have done is to tap into a very real and fairly broad-based disillusionment with government, added it to a solid base of frothing kooks of the Birther and/or bigoted variety, whipped the whole thing up into a frenzy, and unleashed them upon the majority.

And it’s important to remember that — Tea Partiers and their ilk are an extremely vocal minority of the population.

So, let’s look at some of their claims. They oppose the stimulus package, claiming that it was wasteful spending that didn’t work, and that it was irresponsible of the government to further increase the national debt in an attempt to save the failing economy. They seem to think there was some other, better alternative to the stimulus package. Well, thus far, the biggest complaint most reputable economists (see Paul Krugman for an example) have about the stimulus is that it wasn’t big enough. It’s been over a year now, and we’ve seen the effects of the stimulus act. It did help — possibly not as much as a bigger bill would have, but it did help. And now we’re finally starting to see the economy rebound, if only a bit. So, basically, curse the stimulus package if you will, but curse it for the right reason: it didn’t do enough.

How about this “Christian nation” thing that the Tea Partiers love to go about? Well, not so much, really. It’s like these people didn’t read their history. America was actually discovered for and founded on making money. The companies that financed expeditions and set up colonies did so merely to get in on the financial action. America was rich in resources — grossly rich, in fact, and everyone wanted a piece of that pie. The people who came over on those expeditions, and stayed to settle those colonies were here for a lot of reasons. Like, oh, they were criminals and/or debtors hoping to avoid punishment or get ahead of the game, finally. Many of them were being gently exiled from their home countries for various scandals and crimes, people who were too well off or well connected to be prosecuted, but were still an embarrassment to have around. Many were businessmen of various ilks, hoping to carve out a place for themselves in a land with less competition for their services. And sure, plenty were idealists hoping for adventure and new starts. A few were even looking for religious freedom. But this “Christian nation” thing? Not so much.

In fact, while the people got all whipped up over “taxation without representation” and threw themselves a tea party, the real reason for the American revolution was that an awful lot of powerful, land-owning white men realized they had a pretty sweet deal going, and could sweeten it up a whole lot more if they weren’t beholden to the British Empire. So, they revolted. Patriotic twaddle aside, it really was all about the money. When we finally did win the war (or, more realistically, when the British Empire realized it was costing them more money to fight us than they’d spend just buying resources from us), we were lucky enough to have a fairly decent set of Founding Fathers, who put a lot of effort into setting things up in a fair fashion. We got a nice, checked and balanced government out of the deal, and they made sure every white guy with some land was entitled to a vote. They allowed for religious freedom, and made sure that the church wouldn’t be meddling in government business and the government wouldn’t be meddling in church business. They insisted that the people remained armed, that they had the right to say what they wanted, when they wanted, and a lot of other really good ideas. What they didn’t do was make America a “Christian nation”. In fact, our Founding Fathers were, at best, Deists and agnostics, if not outright atheists, in the case of a few.

This “Christian nation” thing? Total bullshit.

Tea Partiers also oppose a government health care system, and you can thank their near-riots at town hall meetings for the reason we aren’t getting at least a public option. I’d understand opposing a public option if they had any sort of a real reason for it, but the Tea Partiers were raising hell based on lies told to them by their lobbyist funders. Death panels, killing grandma, losing their own insurance — a lot of lies were passed around about the government health care plans, and the Tea Partiers believed them all and threw screaming fits. In public. On TV. And the sad part is, no matter how many times various lies were debunked, still, even now, Tea Partiers swear Obama wants to kill senior citizens. And you want to know why? Because Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck told them so. And continue to tell them so. So now, thanks to Tea Partiers, the Republicans who used them for the tools they are, and the vast quantities of cold, hard cash thrown around by terrified insurance companies, the health care reform we’re going to end up with will be at best, a joke, and quite probably a mess of gawd-awful proportions that will end up costing you and me a whole lot of our hard earned cash.

The Tea Partiers chant that Obama’s administration is socialist, often without even a vague understanding of what socialism actually is, and certainly without realizing that America has utilized some very beneficial socialist programs for quite a long time, and it’s been working out pretty well for us. They claim Obama’s administration is communist, or even fascist, and it’s obvious that they don’t even realize what those terms mean. Stalinist Russia was communist. Nazi Germany was fascist. We are, despite some of the Bush administration’s best attempts, neither. They claim Obama is taxing us too much, when he’s lowered middle classes taxes by a fair margin.

And for all that, the absolute scariest part of the Tea Party movement is the way it’s drawn the worst of our society out into the open. By which, I do mean those people with the Obama=Hitler signs, and placards full of vehement racist insults and anti-Islamic slogans. The Tea Party gathers up everything that is worst about America and puts in on public display. And then acts proud of it. They showcase our racisms and hateful prejudices, our prideful ignorance, and our sanctimonious religious behaviors. They put all that in the limelight, and then have the audacity to claim that “these are the things that make America great”. And frankly, that’s horrifying in a far worse way than anything else they do. No, not every Tea Partier is a racist, hatemongering, fear-baiting, ignorant ass. But the ones who aren’t, who don’t speak up when their other members act that way? They’re just as bad for their silence, if not worse.

(Sources: Tea Party Movement, Tea Party Protests)

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Synchronicity

On January 4, 2009, in Uncategorized, by Marci Sischo

You may have heard, John Travolta’s son died Friday. He had a seizure disorder with an unfortunately motorcycle-sounding name, Kawasaki Disease. Apparently, he had a seizure in the shower and fell and hit his head. And, of course, we all know, John Travolta is a Scientologist, and Scientology is a fruity little cult. Since Scientology is big on the brainwashing recruiting, chances are, Travolta’s boy was also a Scientologist.
     You may also have heard that Sarah Palin’s kid had her baby. Certainly, we all remember that Sarah Palin is a fundie Pentacostal-type Christian who believes in witch doctors and laying of hands. Which, of course, means that her kid is probably also a bit on the fundie side, and that the new grandbaby will probably be raised to be a fundie.
     And by now, you’re probably eying the picture in this post, which is pointing out the amusing Google News sidebar I found, which lists articles about both stories, one after the other. If you’re as warped as me, your first thought was probably, I wonder if the timing works out for reincarnation? My second thought — maybe yours too — was, I wonder if that’s stepping up in cults, or stepping down?
     And yes. I just wasted half an hour writing this article. But it was an amusing half-hour, so that’s worth something, I suppose.

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Panic In The Ranks

On October 23, 2008, in Controversies, Politics, by Marci Sischo

I love to see this kind of thing. It indicates to me that our friendly neighborhood conservatives are getting a little panicked by the popularity of the Obama/Biden ticket. They’re attacking it any silly way they can.

     By not obeying our Federal Law, Obama to lose right to be Democratic candidate. Barack Obama has many many friends. The media literally ( except FOX) acts as a branch of the Democratic Party. Without such support, right now there would be no Barack Obama bid for the Presidency of the United States.
     Keep this in mind the next time you hear anyone say the birth certificate controversy is over. It has just begun! Obama is now in contempt of court and believes that he should not prove to the Federal government that he was born in America. Is this not totally ridiculous or what?

     More worrying by far, to me at least, is how many people I hear saying, in effect, that they “won’t vote for no nigger”. The fact that Obama’s a black guy just scares the shit out of us small-town white folk, apparently. I even called a guy on it at the coffee counter the other day. “So, basically, you aren’t going to vote for Obama ’cause he’s a black guy.”
     ”Oh, not at all. He’s just . . . inexperienced!”
     ”What, compared to Sarah Palin?” I asked, and believe me, there was a definite edge of sarcasm there.
     ”She was a mayor.” He said.
     ”Right.” I said, rolled my eyes, and walked away. There’s just no reasoning with some people, and I’m afraid that’s going to effect the vote a lot more than people are counting on.

     (Photo credit: IzeaOverheard.)

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VP Debate

On October 3, 2008, in Politics, by Marci Sischo

I found the VP debate streaming live at CNN.com last night, and so was able to watch it. It was actually a rather amusing experience, because while I was watching it, I was also MST3King via text message with a friend of mine. Crooks&Liars live-blogged the debate, and here’s the transcript.
     I’m not going to do some in depth review of the debate. Plenty of folks are doing that, and better than I can. I would like to point out that Sarah Palin consistently failed to actually answer the questions she was asked, instead turning to folksy-sounding, soccer-mom style burbling canned answers. You know. The kind of things beauty queens are trained to say in quick sound bites to win in front of the judges.
     I mean, come on. “Doggone it?” Really? Is anyone buying this?
     Meanwhile, Joe Biden stayed on point, answered his questions, and managed to do so without getting too dry, dragged down in the details, or sticking his foot in his mouth. He also pinned this “McCain maverick” bullshit straight to the wall. I am not ashamed to admit that I cheered when he called her on that.
     Maverick my ass. I mean, really. “Washington outsiders”. McCain’s been in the senate how long? And he’s an “outsider”? Reallly? And Palin’s not an “outsider”. She’s an “I-don’t-what-I’m-doing-er”.
     I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I don’t care how “folksy”, friendly, or likable a given candidate might be. I don’t care if they’re pretty or handsome. I don’t care if I think I could sit down and have a beer with them, or if they can dance on Ellen, or if Oprah likes them. What I do care about is whether they represent my opinions, and/or are willing to compromise with me where our opinions differ. I care if they’re qualified and able. And, at no point, should I ever get the feeling that I might be better informed on a relevant subject, or more capable, than the people I’m electing to do the job.
     Bush has given us eight years of bullshit, lies, and misery. Nowhere in this debate did Palin manage to convince me that McCain differs any little bit from Bush. Hell, McCain hasn’t been able to convince me he’s going to be any different than Bush.
     On a side note, reading some of the media’s reviews of the debate last night, I notice that most people seem pretty pleased with Palin, because she didn’t make a fool of herself. As in, “hey, good job, you didn’t come across like the fool you were with Couric!” Is that where the bar rests for the standards for VP these days? Really? She did a good job because she didn’t manage to make the same ass of herself she’s done in the press the last couple of weeks? That’s not “doing a good job”, that’s just barely managing to squeak by. Come on, people.

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Sarah Palin

On September 17, 2008, in Politics, by Marci Sischo

     Sarah Palin. Jesus. Several of the bloggers I read on a regular basis have suggested we just ignore the gal. She’s a non-entity, and doesn’t deserve the press she’s getting, so don’t play to it. That seems to be the gist of the argument. Last night, however, I got a short email from MrJames, saying, “It surprises me that your coffeehouse blog has been so silent on the Sarah Palin issue(s). I would have guessed that you’d be all over that shit. What? Too much? Too easy?”
     To which, my answer is: Yes.
     I think the thing that galls me the most is that Sarah Palin seems to be so much more popular than Hillary Clinton. Now, I wasn’t much of a Clinton supporter, for a lot of reasons. I don’t care for the woman’s politics, she voted for the war in Iraq, and I just don’t like the idea of another Clinton in the White House. I don’t think any family, Bush, Kennedy, Clinton, whoever, should have a dynasty. This is America, and we don’t do things like that. We’ve had nothing but Bushes and Clintons in the White House almost since I can remember. Let’s do something different.
     Be that as it may, at least Clinton had some job experience. She’s been a senator for several years, has traveled the world, knows how to talk to other leaders, has an education, and, if that’s what we had to vote for, I would have voted for her happily, because at least she could have got the job done. Meanwhile, Sarah Palin has even less experience than Obama, actually is a nutty fundie, as opposed to Obama just being rumored to be one (he’s a muslin, remember) and, so far as I can tell, appears to be getting by solely on her looks.
     She’s pretty. So she’s popular. It drives me nuts.
     Seriously. If I hear one more asshole call her a “MILF”, or my absolute favorite, a “GILF”, I’m gonna fuckin cut someone. So you wanna fuck her. That’s a great goddamn reason to vote for someone, almost as good as voting for some asshole because you feel like you could have a beer with him in the bar. Seriously, people. Get your heads out of your asses. I’m more qualified to run the goddamn government than she is. At least I have management experience!
     Let’s review. Sarah Palin:

  • City Councilor for four years, and mayor for six years, of a town with a population of less than 10,000.
  • Both her tenure on the council and in the mayorship were rife with abuses of power. Sure, she cut some taxes, but she left the town heavily in debt, and fired a bunch of people for the sole reason of supporting her opponent.
  • She sat on the Alaska Oil and Gas Commission for less than a year, and then resigned with a drama-queen flurry of accusations, saying her fellow Republicans lacked ethics. To be fair, they probably did, but to say she stirred up a publicity storm that fell in her favor over the issue would be putting it somewhat mildly.
  • She’s been governor of Alaska for a little less than two years. During that time, she’s supported drilling in ANWR, put a government plane for sale on eBay, where it did not sell (she’s insinuated it did). Instead, she ended up selling it to another buyer for less than what it cost. She claimed she stopped the “Bridge to Nowhere”, which is complete and utter bullshit. She fired a guy solely because the guy wouldn’t fire her ex-brother-in-law, and she’s still being investigated for abuse of power over that stunt.
  • She supports teaching creationism in schools, is anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, supported a bill to deny government health benefits to same-sex partnerships, and is a global warming denier.

     Folks, that’s only the tip of the iceberg. (Insert your own Alaska puns here.) But she’s pretty, so she gets a pass on this shit?
     Well, I suppose that’s not strictly true, as the media has delicately and (very) quietly mentioned a couple of these points. Mostly, though, they’ve been standing around beaming while the rest of you all Photoshop Palin’s head onto models’ bikini-clad bodies and waxed poetic about the whole “sexy librarian” look. And. Um. You guys want to put her a heartbeat away from the presidency on all this. For fucksake, she only just left North America for the first time in 2007, to go to Kuwait and Germany. That’s it. That’s only one more country than I’ve ever been to!
     ETA: My website appears to hate the “Funny or Die” video format for some reason, so I won’t embed it, but you should go check out this video on Sarah Palin. Funny, and correct.
     R-ETA: And while I’m at it, go read this, too. Jefferson has a better point-by-point list than I do.

     (Sources: Sarah Palin’s Wiki page. Actually, go to the bottom, and look through the page’s sources.)

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