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Black Friday

On Black Friday

“Only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.” – Author Unknown

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On Thanksgiving

“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” – Phyllis Diller

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Will Rogers

On Government

“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” – Will Rogers

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Hatchet

On Forgiveness

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
– Kin Hubbard